If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
bluelucied said: I like the Baatar headcanon. It's not like they're telling us anything about what happened to Sokka anyways.
Yeah. So many people are getting angry about it though … like we’re not allowed to have this headcanon.
I know that Baatar isn’t going to be Sokka’s kid. I KNOW THAT! However, I like playing with the idea of it. It isn’t wrong, and people need to stop putting people down for liking it too.
Out of all the headcanons in the WORLD, this is not the one to throw a fit over. And I know for a fact people are throwing a fit over it because it means tokka didn’t happen, which canon proves over and over again.
OK. I’m gonna reblog this because it’s straight up in the Tokka tag.
If there are Tokka shippers sending hate over this, STOP. Although all I see in the tags right now is people rejoicing in the fact their ship is looking canon. But anyways.
HAVE YOUR HEADCANON.
Ain’t nobody on the Tokka side saying you’re attacking us by saying BATAAR could be a Sukka baby. You can have all the headcanons you want. We have for years.
But when WE get shit from people saying ‘WAH, NO, THERE ARE NO TOKKA BABIES BECAUSE BATAAR IS SUKKA BABY AND THATS WHY BATAAR JR LOOKS LIKE SOKKA YOU ARE WRONG BLAH BLAH BLAH CRAZY TOKKA SHIPPERS DELUSIONAL TOKKA SHIPPER SUKKA WEDDING WAS CANON BLAH BLAH’ We’re going to respond with facts because NONE OF WHAT WERE GETTING SENT IS FACT.
And while I’m glad you guys have a beautiful (canon) YOUNG SUKKA relationship to go with, its getting kinda obvious that for whatever reason (death during child birth, friendly breakup, never settled down, went separate ways, better friends etc) Sukka wasn’t end game and no kids resulted from it. DUDES. THAT’S OK.
Wasn’t it you who’d said to us Tokka shippers I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU ARE SO DETERMINED FOR IT TO BE CANON, CANON DOESN’T MATTER JUST SHIP YOUR SHIP. Does the same not apply to you? And I mean this sincerely and not in a way to start a stupid argument.
Have your head canon.
But don’t think we’re going to allow anyone to say those things to us now that BRYKE has given us so many things that point to Tokka having a late in life canon founding. Don’t think were going to allow anyone to tell us canon proves us wrong when THE FACTS SAY WERE RIGHT.
HAVE YOUR HEADCANON. BUT DON’T CALL US CRAZY NOW THAT WE HAVE A REASON TO CELEBRATE TOO. Be happy that you guys had a beautiful youthful couple and now, we have our ship canon too. And we have NO REASON TO RESENT EACH OTHER.
GOD I FUCKING LOVE YOU LIZ